I ordered this item as a joke for a party I was going to attend with some friends. However, upon receiving this delectable item, it forever changed my life. The freedom and style in which my crotch was draped was an eye opening adventure. Not only did I wear it to my party (with fantastic reviews) but I began to wear it out in public. Sure I've been beaten up a couple times and lost my job, but the pure adrenaline rush of taunting people with a big stick in the same garb worn by Adam and Eve is indescribable. A little itchy 4/5.